[osbornbrat]

If you find someone that attempted suicide with pills, fill a glass of water with salt and force it into them. They will empty their stomach. Talk to them, keep them awake. If possible, make them walk using you as a crutch. This information can save lifes, so I thought I’d share.

[sonofacumbercookie]

Signal boost this guys! This could save someone’s life

[damhowell]

Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:

Matthew or Mathew
Sarah or Sara
Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie
Johnathan or Johnathon

[mickie310]

Steven Stephen
Hayley Haley Hailey
Zac Zach Zack
Garrett Garett Garret

[damhowell]

I can’t believe they are so many people who hate this too.

[phanphaneverywhere]

you think thats bad

Here are 135 different ways to spell Katelyn

[anightvaleintern]

Um excuse you, 136.

[ohmygil]

That is literally child abuse

[bethereinagiphy]

The puppy eyes 👀

Jingle Bells

[highfunctioningsociofangirl]

Scrolling through my dash
On fourty eight cans of redbull
Deep through tumblr we go
Crying cuz the feelz

Fandom trash posting
Shipping till I die
What fun it is to say goodbye
To your whole social life

Oh!

Fandom blogs
Fandom blogs
Sherlock all the way

Oh what fun it is to cry
When the doctor regenera-ates!

Hey!

Fandom blogs
Fandom blogs
You cannot escape

Oh what fun to go binge watch
All the animes

Hey!

Fandom blogs
Fandom blogs
Hunters get your guns

Oh what fun to run these blogs
Carry on my wayword sons!

[queer-no-matter-what]

Since us bisexuals, polysexuals, pansexuals, asexuals and aromantics don’t exist, laws do not apply.
Rob a fucking bank, if you don’t exist they can’t arrest you.

[ask-bot]

What’s the most ridiculous false rumor that has been spread about you?

[minssery]

I joined my wife’s workplace about 12 months after she joined. When we worked together (same department, same roles), we’d keep mostly away from each other so not to crowd each other. When we’d take breaks, we’d be hanging out together. You know, normal stuff. Thing is, no one picked up on the fact that we were husband and wife. They knew she was married, and that I was married - but not to each other. Someone saw us holding hands on the walk back to our car after work, someone else saw us kiss when I dropped her in to work when I had the day off, and rumours started flying around that we were cheating on our significant others. People took it upon themselves to ‘intervene’ and approached me to tell me she was married and that I should be ashamed of myself. Someone else made a comment to her that she should be more discreet if she was going to continue on her relationship with me. Truth be told, we both found it pretty fucking funny. Didn’t get a chance to run with it, because we were so taken aback by it when it was brought up to us individually, that we just blurted out the truth on the spot.

[lawlu]

imagine ur otp

[weirdbuzzfeed]

Police Set Up A Camera In Kansas To Find A Mountain Lion And WTF Is Happening

[buzzfeed]

For their part, the Gardner police said in a Facebook post that they thought it was pretty damn funny.

“We would like to sincerely thank the persons responsible as it made our day when we pulled up what we expected to be hundreds of pictures of coyotes, foxes and raccoons. Thank you to the citizens who noticed the cameras. Your effort and sense of humor are greatly appreciated.”

[fat-mabari]

I’d like to think that this is just how people in Kansas naturally behave at night.

[onlyblackgirl]

Someone should keep an eye on murderous granny.

[piratebay-premium]

This video probably killed those 7 viewers

[weloveshortvideos]

dogs are so pure

[sushinfood]

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

[coelasquid]

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

[death-limes]

holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life

[goldwerewolf]

Or that mixing bleach and urine will create mustard gas.

Learned that from zookeepers. That is why they never use bleach on concrete because it is semi-porous and would gas out any animal that peed there. FYI for anyone who has animals or children.

[tabbydragon]

Bleach and ammonia products (such as window cleaner) will also produce chlorine gas.

Basically just don’t mix bleach with stuff! Freeing up those chlorine atoms is a terrible idea.